What Did You Do? Additional "Interesting" Patients

Each Tuesday morning I am honored to talk with patients at their bedside.  I am advantaged to see them after they have been stabilized and are thinking more clearly with less anxiety than immediately after the crises of their admission, and I am not obligated to take a complete history or do a complete exam; I may ask them non-urgent and seemingly irrelevant questions.  My go-to query is to ask what they did for a living, and if a work history seems unlikely, to ask them what they have done with their life.
Nearly all of the patients I see were born shortly before or during the post World War baby boom and are now in their seventies, most often they are retired.  Younger people on our wards often suffer from serious mental illness that has led them to practice the serious use of tobacco, alcohol or more dangerous street drugs.  
Over the years I have made brief note of a few of their memorable answers:

From a playful 70 year-old man, “I made weapons of mass destruction.”  Parenthetically this response came during the half truths about “weapons of mass destruction” formulated and spread by our Nation’s deadly duo, Cheney and Rumsfeld, concerning the nature and the threat of Sadem Hussein’s arsenal.  The patient had worked in Albany, Oregon, at the Wah Chang plant that isolated purified zirconium from beach sand.  Zirconium is used to clad the reactors for our nuclear submarines, indeed a weapon of mass destruction.

A wrinkled eighty-three year-old woman, who had been admitted to the hospital to help with her symptoms of tobacco-related lung disease, was proud that she owned and operated a honky-tonk bar on the outskirts of St Helens, a community that, with tongue in cheek, I refer to as the Appalachia of Oregon.  There on a daily basis she tends the bar. 

An eighty-two year-old Japanese-American woman who remembered that as a teenager she had walked from her family’s village into the rubble of bombed-out Nagasaki two weeks after it had been the target of our second atomic attack.  She apparently had suffered no ill effects.

An eighty-two year-old woman was admitted for acute pyelonephritis and proudly reported that she had smoked marijuana since the mid-1960’s when she had also raised enough for her children.

A frail elderly Jew who had been imprisoned for nine years in a Siberian gulag, ironically he had been arrested almost immediately after the Russians had liberated him from a Nazi concentration camp.

These are stories from the people, the patients, which have strengthened my advocacy for teaching at the bedside.  These stories have allowed the house staff, students and me to recognize additional dimensions of the humanity of those for whom they care.